Sunday, August 24, 2008

Bobby Is Emulsified

LHJ 1936 Grove's Nose Drops

No, Bobby, surely you don't object to Mother's emulsified nose drops! She fixes you with that steely smile, grasping your chin in her visor grip.

Mother bears a strong resemblance to the young Joan Crawford. It - it couldn't be, could it? Joan would've used this stuff, I think. "Extraordinarily effective," indeed. I'll just bet they are. Look at the smile on Bobby! He's been emulsified for some time now.

And why are they compaing the nose drops to - ew- fresh cream? Imagine the terrifying cooking mistakes Joan might make. Or are they mistakes?

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