Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Celebrity Hearing Glasses

I think I can hear Elvis talking to Greta Garbo right now! But she wants to be alone. She's telling him to get the hell away from her.

And - er - I think I can hear Eddie Fisher at the jewelry store. He's buying Liz another diamond keychain. No, not a keychain. She has one of those. An emerald studded Kleenex-box cover. The jeweler is telling him that the Duchess of Windsor used to own it.

Also, Frankie Avalon has a bad sunburn...gee, that's a shame! Too many beach movies, not enough sunblock.

Wait...wait a second! It's 1962, we don't even have any sunblock.

And I'm not sure - are these really celebrities I'm hearing? Or is it the neighbors whispering about me and my new glasses! I can't hear what they're saying now. This really IS a - what does the ad say? "An awkward nuisance" - that's right.

Just what they call me when I go to the movies and talk back to the screen...

6 comments:

looking4ancestors said...

And of course, these lovely glasses are only available in Windsor! I love living here!

Erica said...

Hearing glasses... huh. I think they might be confused about what exactly people use to hear. (Yeah, I get that it's got a hearing aid that plugs in your ear, but "hearing glasses" just doesn't inspire confidence.)

I wonder how well these would merge with Personality Glasses.

Tori Lennox said...

Do you see what I hear? Or do you hear what I see?

What a hoot!

Dan Brantley said...

Amazing stuff And I thought Oakley's iPod glasses were cutting edge.

Lea-Ann said...

I think I will start looking for these on eBay. I want to hear celebrities dang it!

Lux said...

Oh, we are giggling - thanks for the laugh!