Hey, here's a little something that teens will love!
A tomato red dress, a lifeguard above,
A really tight suit that's all kinds of wrong
For a gal who's been out in the sun too long.
Laughing and laughing: what is funny, and why?
Is it fun to be watched by some weird hand-drawn guy?
He isn't that solid, and you can't be cool,
Whoever thought that up was kind of a fool.
They're stuck in that sand like it's made of cement
Fun without freedom: is that what they meant?
To stand out in the sun in Colonial Frocks
Is less fun than a barrel of sedimentary rocks.
'Cool and Solid' could be a deodorant, perhaps -
Not tight formal dresses on two laughing saps;
This must be a bad dream, alas never stopping
After too much sun, or a rough day of shopping.
Thanks to Uh...Bob at Flickr for this one.