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So look. Look what you can do with one can of Spam. Yes, one thing you might like to do is to simply throw it away. Yes. But how could you, when you could make this enchanting tower of - ingredients. Just add some bread and you'll have also cleaned out your entire refrigerator. Multi-tasking at its finest, that's what this is.
Do not even bother to chop up that whole green onion. Just stick it in between two slices of Wonder Bread. Let everyone wonder why you did it. Maybe you were making an artistic statement. Maybe you hate chopping things. Let them stew over that. Oh, speaking of which. Don't forget that stew from last week - there's some pumpernickel over there that looks a bit - unadorned.*
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When you're done, stack all the sandwiches of strangeness into one big Leaning Tower. Well, it'll be leaning soon, I don't trust that green onion and neither should you. Then go outside and wait for the Mystery Machine to show up. Let's hope they remembered to stop by the Chocklit Shoppe to pick up Jughead.
* Actually they did not suggest putting stew on the pumpernickel in this ad. But they veer dangerously close to that sort of thing.