Sunday, November 20, 2011
The Boss of Sauce
But Hellmann's Mayonnaise can only offer you this. To be the boss of sauce. It is not a particularly powerful position, really. It just means that you have a jar of mayonnaise and believe that you can make any kind of sauce by adding things to said mayonnaise.
For example you can mix mayo and canned cranberry sauce to make Tart Berry Sauce. Or add soy sauce and ginger to mayo and make, ahem, Yum Yum Sauce. Anyway, you carry on adding things to mayo and putting them into cabbage-leaf bowls until everyone becomes so frightened about your obsession with Hellmann's that they just make you sit down somewhere quiet in the living room, far from the cooking.
And of course, this is exactly what you wanted to have happen! Don't forget to grab the champagne and some snacks on your way out of the kitchen.