Friday, November 25, 2011
A Disturbing Loafer
But the shoe is not as boring as it looks. It has turned the lady on its left into a disembodied zombie with blank burning eyes. And Santa. What's with him? Why is he saying "This way ladies..." Why is he grinning like that at the thought of all the ladies staring at the large boring shoe and turning into zombies?
Oh, Santa, that is not very festive of you at all.
The other thing we can learn from this ad is that the way to a man's heart is a beige Nettleton Double Duty Loafer. Not a pair, mind you: just one. For they are Double Duty Loafers. Does that mean it can somehow occupy both feet at once? That, and the power to hypnotize, too. Maybe you should just buy the man on your list a tie or something. Just don't tell Santa.