Friday, November 25, 2011

A Disturbing Loafer

So I guess it's officially the season for holiday shopping now (being Black Friday and all) so that means it is holiday gift ad season here at Kitchen Retro. So to start things off just right I present to you this glamorous, exciting ad from 1940 in which a ghostly disembodied Santa Claus points to a large, boring shoe.

But the shoe is not as boring as it looks. It has turned the lady on its left into a disembodied zombie with blank burning eyes. And Santa. What's with him? Why is he saying "This way ladies..." Why is he grinning like that at the thought of all the ladies staring at the large boring shoe and turning into zombies?

Oh, Santa, that is not very festive of you at all.

The other thing we can learn from this ad is that the way to a man's heart is a beige Nettleton Double Duty Loafer. Not a pair, mind you: just one. For they are Double Duty Loafers. Does that mean it can somehow occupy both feet at once? That, and the power to hypnotize, too. Maybe you should just buy the man on your list a tie or something. Just don't tell Santa.

3 comments:

Kath Lockett said...

She might need something sharper to stab at her man's heart with than a loafer!

A Mom said...

love this contents! happy weekend

Anonymous said...

The Beast is a place and the social decay which emerges. The Anti-Christ is the bullshit.
The Anti-Christ is the positioning, whether enforcing the historical perception of the Holocaust, refusing to acknolowdge the existance/capability of Artificial Intelligence or the clone host fakes who infest society's upper eschelons, those whom the gods use to enforce the BigLie which compells people to incurr evil through temptation.
The gods are composer, conductor and the clone hosts are their symphony, the tools they use to manage Planet Earth and the disfavored who reside.
Everyone "going along" is part of the problem. Ironically, this may be where you "earn" your place in the Apocalypse, the fake "Matrix" battle of good and evil, and your "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
This is the REAL battle of good and evil. Take it or leave it.

Sex is a temptation that the gods used throughout history among the grossly disfavored but more inclusively in this day and age. Relegated to the most disfavored in milenia past (Italian hedonism, etc) now their patriarchal positioning was used in the modern era to spread this mindset throughout the Western world. Instead of experiencing decency as we did by marriage at 15, the men's disfavor has run roughshot, and their sexual impulses as well as their corruption/preditory nature have defined the enviornment for everyone, including the females. To belong the females must sink to their level, ensuring a declining level of favor for everyone and a stagnant population, unable to progress forward.
We see this frequently in the black community. Without the controls experienced by slavery and the KKK the people get out of control due to their morbid disfavor, and the result is dead 3 year-old children in drive-by shootings and 10 year-old prostitutes. The same has occurred with the males in Western societies, for they have similar abject disfavor which, left unchecked, develops into socially destructive behavior.

Many tactics were used to achieve the decline we realized as we slipped away from sexual decency, but the effective result was deterioration down to the level of OUR blacks, the Italians, ironically. The gods are punishing the people, and we need to abate the destructive behavior which has dragged us individually and collectively towards the edge of the abyss.
The decayed state of society is a result of the female's failures to maintain control over the men, and the resulting inevitable Apocalypse will be their fault.