Friday, December 30, 2011
It's Only A Paper Punch Bowl
This is just what we all need to get for tomorrow night: a nice paper punch bowl that looks like an"old oaken bucket." Forget about that Waterford crystal punch bowl and the matching cups that you have stashed in the china closet.
Because on New Year's Eve you just know that someone's going to break something. But they won't be able to crack that paper bucket, now, will they? No sir, they will not.
And you know what else you can get? How about a crepe paper candlestick? Oh, don't worry! It is "fire-proofed for extra safety." And you'll have a bucket of punch to toss on the crepe paper candlestick just in case, anyway. Yes, this is going to be some party, all right.