Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Maple Syrup Nut

"Bring on more pancakes, there's still some syrup here!"

You know what? Let's not bring this guy any more pancakes. I really do not think that is a good idea.

We ought to try and get that Log Cabin syrup tin away from him, too. Look at him, holding it, stroking it, gazing at it like it was some kind of dream girlfriend. I know that maple syrup and nuts go together pretty well, but this is ridiculous.

Biff, listen: it's a tin of maple syrup. You need to put it down now.

I wonder what he plans to do when there's no more syrup and no more pancakes?


Grandy said...

Biff- Step away from the tin!! LOL!!

Dieter Moitzi said...

I gather he'll just strike his wife dead with that tin can of his because it'll be HER fault there's no more syrup and no more pancakes…