Wednesday, March 28, 2012
The Maple Syrup Nut
You know what? Let's not bring this guy any more pancakes. I really do not think that is a good idea.
We ought to try and get that Log Cabin syrup tin away from him, too. Look at him, holding it, stroking it, gazing at it like it was some kind of dream girlfriend. I know that maple syrup and nuts go together pretty well, but this is ridiculous.
Biff, listen: it's a tin of maple syrup. You need to put it down now.
I wonder what he plans to do when there's no more syrup and no more pancakes?