|1950 ad from Vintage Ad Browser|
OK, but wait a minute. What's this about having to normalize your body? Are they saying we are not normal? Well, sort of. We will be re-vitalizing and streamlining ourselves when we roll the Electric Normalizer over various body parts.
Oh good! Then that means it magically exercises the muscles and reduces fat?
Uh, no. Not really. It does claim to be able to "slim trim hips, small waist, flat abdomen, shapely legs, a streamlined figure and physical well-being." How? Um...by banishing "that tense, tired feeling" and decreasing swelling in your feet. Oh. OK. That makes sense....No, it doesn't. But if you want to know more - or just want to complain about ambiguous, shifty-sounding ads, you can write to Venus-Adonis in Louisville, Kentucky (no post office boxes up on Mount Olympus, I guess).