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Sally takes them to the bridge club. "Delicious," say the ladies, "You Must Give Me the Recipe." Uh, yeah, it's on the back of the Nestlé's chocolate chip bag, girls. It's not hard to find! Maybe they are just being polite though. Pretending it is some heirloom recipe. I'll bet they all have Nestlé's bags at home anyway.
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Then Sally gives a tea. And Sally knows what to do. Out come more you-know-what kind of cookies. If she's having any of the bridge club over for this tea, they are not going to be wow-weeing (no, that's not a real word, but it should be) about cookies anymore.
Because this is Sally's "specialty" now. People are getting worried, just a little. Where will the cookie onslaught stop? Everyone tries to avoid looking at the dozens of loaded plates all over the house. Everyone says "Such Flavor - Wonderful Housekeeper." Even though she's got piles of cookies in the bathtub. On the mantelpiece. In every windowsill. Because it's her specialty.
And they will murmur "Sally's Obsessed With Chocolate Chips" and "We Are Getting Scared" as soon as they get outside the house.