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Mind you, she spilled it because she was surprised to see what you did to your apron - wrapped it in blue plastic like you were some kind of leftover. And right behind you, the coffee pot is swathed in translucent purple.
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Wrap that bread in yellow. And yellow for the Jell-O too, because it rhymes. Isn't this fun? Just watch out for your sandwich, Susie - if you don't keep a close eye on it, Mother will wrap it up just as you're about to take another bite.
Yes, you too can enter into a world of endless wrapping and unwrapping. Make your kitchen into something Tutankhamun - indeed, all the mummies in the Valley of the Kings - would be proud of. "You couldn't possibly ask for more safety - for less!" Or for more obsession with wrapping things up - and outright madness. No, you couldn't.
[The 1821 image of the entrance to one of the royal tombs at Thebes is from Wikipedia, link here.]