canned juice ad we checked out last year, starring the maniacally grinning family at the breakfast table, overjoyed with their juice.
So I guess the canned juice manufacturers ran out of concepts pretty fast. Let's just push the idea that a glass of juice at breakfast = life-changing, thrilling happiness.
How they got those half-oranges and half-grapefruits to stay on the toothpicks without upending the glasses, I don't know. Maybe they are supposed to be slices, but the shading suggests that these are half-fruits. And spilled, sticky juice will not make anyone happy, at breakfast or any other time, am I right?
Also if the juice is going to be distributed by a floating head, my first reaction (especially early in the morning) isn't going to be Brand-New Enthusiasm. I'll be startled into next Tuesday and running for the coffee pot. Probably will upend a few juice glasses on the way. That won't make anyone happy.
[Ad from Vintage Ad Browser.]