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Time for us to get our false eyelashes on. Time to paint our nails a shade of pale lunar blue (I really like that nail polish, by the way), put on a protective plastic wimple and mask, and take off. Bang zoom, to the moon, Alice! And make sure you pack a few dishrags before you bang zoom.
But it's 2012, and no one's gone up to give the moon a good cleaning. What have we been thinking? There's the Tomorrow's Lestoil, after all. Although taking a single bottle to clean the whole of the moon may not be enough.
I guess the idea was that we'd all be living on the moon by now - The Future - and there would be all sorts of housecleaning going on. Lots of scrubbing opportunities. So if any gentlemen would care to scrub - either on the moon or here - I really think we ought to make them feel welcome. Equal plastic wimples and Lestoil Liberation for all, I say.