Thursday, December 27, 2012
Soda Bottles and Argyle Socks
Yes, when Santa comes down the chimney and arrives at that pristine white fireplace, he is going to be packing a big old cooler full of bottles of Seven Up. And wasn't everyone surprised and happy to see soda bottles peeking out of their Christmas stockings! I wonder if it's safe, really, having those glass bottles full of carbonated stuff so close to a roaring fire. It isn't safe at all, really, because if you heat up soda, the gas pressure builds up and starts needing more and more space and eventually - um, it explodes.
Santa really needs to rethink this.
Anyway, I hope you all had a lovely holiday, full of good things, and that you are never surprised by a bottle of Seven Up in an argyle sock.