Saturday, March 2, 2013

The Whispering Campaign

Gentlemen, there's something you need to be worrying about. Unless you have a beard. In that case, just relax and ignore this 1937 advertisement. But the rest of you, listen up: everyone will be making fun if you get a little 5 o'clock shadow. Yes, they will. And they will also giggle and point and generally have at you.

They will not stop at one joke either. There will be a veritable campaign started about this very terrible stubble problem. A whispering campaign!

And do you know what they are whispering? That "things aren't so good with you." What fun those girls are having, joking about your stubble, and making comments about how you must get your fashion cues from the Maison de Flop.

So you go out and buy a Gem Razor and shave, thinking everything will be copacetic now. Only guess what? They weren't actually talking about your shaving issues. They were giggling about the fact that you have a clock stuck to the side of your head.









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