They will not stop at one joke either. There will be a veritable campaign started about this very terrible stubble problem. A whispering campaign!
And do you know what they are whispering? That "things aren't so good with you." What fun those girls are having, joking about your stubble, and making comments about how you must get your fashion cues from the Maison de Flop.
So you go out and buy a Gem Razor and shave, thinking everything will be copacetic now. Only guess what? They weren't actually talking about your shaving issues. They were giggling about the fact that you have a clock stuck to the side of your head.